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Jakup derives from the ancient Amager language and translates to "He whose penis resembles that of a horse". In the bible originally named 'Jaku' the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the 'p' stood - and still stands - for phallumegaly.
Hot babe #1: Wow that guy is really funny and sexy
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(
Jakup by Definitely_not_Jakup March 10, 2014
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Jakup is a name for real men. Jakup is the definition of a very cool and 2000iq guy. The name Jakup has been considered as the coolest name in the world
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Jakup
JAKUP by Mr Gonzalo June 2, 2019
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He does have a 30 inch cook it is what it is
Girl wow jákup has a big cook
Jákup by Som dad November 22, 2021
Jákup a man with big muscles and horse cock. He always warns ladies before moving any part of his body, because that would make them cum.
that guy's such akup
jákup by Nigerin March 9, 2020

Jákup Pauli 

The species of Jákup Pauli is commonly known to being shit at Fortnite and pretty much everything he does. Jákup Pauli usually has a brown nose, because of his obsession of licking the teacher’s ass. He likes to hunt down girls, only to ask them about their snap and only fans, that’s why he is also known as the pig.
Did you see the pig in the mud?
Yeah, it must have been Jákup Pauli
Jákup Pauli by Mr Gonzalo November 23, 2021
Jovs: Hi loves!
Karen: Jakpat ka koya Jovs!!
Jakpat by awitsayo August 23, 2022
𝗝𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗮 is another word for dick/cock
" Yo , His girl was sucking my Jalupra" .

"Bro you on my Jalupra crazy right now "
Jalupra by PlugOnTop November 4, 2022