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A good dude. Also, he is a husky. Nobody quite knows how or why he can speak. Seriously, why can he speak?
Ronald: Oh hey Jakuba
Jakuba: hey
Jakuba by moonlxghts April 1, 2019
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A based god-like entity that has powers beyond our mortal minds. His epic feats were foretold nearly 5,000 years ago in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
And so they traveled until they reached Uruk.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:

Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;

study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.

One league is the inner city, another league

is orchards; still another the fields beyond;

over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”

Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh

-The Epic of Jakuba.
Jakuba by I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE April 1, 2019
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He is a furry and should be demoted, he also has a huge crush on dooms noob lol.
Other than that, he's just a dick in general and should be pooped on.
Oh shit it's Jakuba!
Everyone run! It's a furry!
Jakuba by StrayberryShitcake February 10, 2019

Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
This name (Januba) comes from an Arabic word which means جنوب 'south' and جانبا 'addition'. Someone who has this name is destined for success and good fortune. Also has luck and charm.
"Like Januba is simplicity or سيادة الجنوب"
Januba by Mr. E use December 9, 2018

Jokūbas 

Jokūbas is a good friend, plus he can sometimes offer you candy. But actualy he is secretly ripped.
Shit! Jokūbas is gonna pound the crap out of me!
Jokūbas by Loller! July 9, 2020
A really nice guy, can be really cute. nothing can change how much of a sweet guy he is and all the girls love him even tho he don't see it, can sometimes be taken but of course some might not be. most romantic person and dirty minded. As in very dirty minded. Overall don't let him go. He will be the best person in your life. And a good boyfriend. No matter what he will be by your side
friend: Have you seen your boyfriend today?
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning

ps. i love you
Jakub by Alliexoxobitches December 21, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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