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jakubowski 

to fellate one's own penis with the aid of a harness and an intricate system of pulleys.
Holy shit, I just saw the new Kylie Minogue video and I'm going home to Jakubowksi.
jakubowski by Senor Swanky March 16, 2004
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Jakubowski 

A fruity, yet musky, full-bodied Caribbean Coctail with a blend of Wisconsinian influence: 1 part amaretto/1 part Havana club / 2 part Orange Juice / 2 part carbonated water
I love drinking Jakubowskis in Playa del Carmen and dreaming of Kylie Minogue.
Jakubowski by Señor Slack September 7, 2021
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Jakubowski 

A fruity, yet musky, full-bodied Caribbean Coctail with a Wisconsinian influence: 1 part amaretto/1 part Havana club / 2 part Orange Juice / 2 part carbonated water
Yo, I'm headed to the pool bar, does anybody want a Jakubowski?
Jakubowski by Señor Slack September 12, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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