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Jakup
Jakup derives from the ancient Amager language and translates to "He whose penis resembles that of a horse". In the bible originally named 'Jaku' the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the 'p' stood - and still stands - for phallumegaly.
Hot babe #1: Wow that guy is really funny and sexy
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(
Jakup by Definitely_not_Jakup March 10, 2014
JAKUP
Jakup is a name for real men. Jakup is the definition of a very cool and 2000iq guy. The name Jakup has been considered as the coolest name in the world
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JAKUP by Mr Gonzalo June 2, 2019
Jákup Pauli
The species of Jákup Pauli is commonly known to being shit at Fortnite and pretty much everything he does. Jákup Pauli usually has a brown nose, because of his obsession of licking the teacher’s ass. He likes to hunt down girls, only to ask them about their snap and only fans, that’s why he is also known as the pig.
Jákup Pauli by Mr Gonzalo November 23, 2021
Jakpat
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