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This word is used primarily by females who have formed initial sexual relations with males and have been apart from the stimulation both physical and emotional for a short period of time. The stimuli derived from anticipation of the hoped for sexual gratification upon uniting is the "jakattack".

Debbie's furtive probing eyes toward the cafe door bespoke of the wetness that dampened her snug, teasing panty. "God I hope Enrico gets here before I have another jakattack" she muttered under her breath all the while creating images of her spreading wide for the awaited penetration. see jackman for origins and references

Jakattack by Mililani Martin July 6, 2005

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jacqattack

A fan of singer Jacquie Lee. A jacqattack will always be here to support Jacquie, and will never leave her side, jacqattacks will stand by her through thick and thin.

Jacqattacks love jacquie lee!

I'm not just a fan, I'm a jacqattack!

jacqattack by spreadlove222 March 29, 2014

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japattack

Being backstabbed by a co-worker at the office, causing irreparable damage to one's career.

I've just been fired, because my sonofabitch coworker japattacked me in a peer performance review.

japattack by Quincy H. April 5, 2006

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JackAttack

A Call of Duty player that is loud, Irish and stupid and talks about very controversial stuff.

Willy is a JackAttack

JackAttack by VaPe69 December 22, 2018

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Jackattack

When a woman over 30 sexually attacks you.

I was Jackattacked by this hot ass lady last night.

Jackattack by Shufflufagus September 9, 2010

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Jazzattack

When you get attacked by Jazz.

When some Jazz attacks you. I just got Jazzattack on my way home.

Jazzattack by Cootylover March 20, 2011

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jerattack

Writing something witty on someone's facebook wall conversation that has shown up on your news feed that has absolutely nothing to do with you: exclusive posts to someone specific, conversations between couples, pathetic cries for emotional help (aka "This day sucked b/c..." statuses)

I love Danielle (Danielle says) I love you too! (you say) I hate you both! (You have just been jerattacked. Have a nice day.)

jerattack by jbubzz January 19, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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