A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I gothit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I gothit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
the act of kat attacking you with her amazing good looks and charm. you will never be the same after you've been katattacked. it is a lifechanging experience.
i was walking down the hall when kathryn stepped out in front of me and totally, katattacked me. it was amazing. she is amazing.
The act of any girl with the letters "kat" in her first name (in that order) attacking you with her class, wit, devilish good looks, and amazing charm. Only people of extreme importance get the privilege of being katattacked.
Names include: Kate, Katherine, Kathryn, Kathy, Katie, Katrina, and especially Kat.
Dude... last night at the party Kate Bentley totally katattacked me... I think I'm in love.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).