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japattack

Being backstabbed by a co-worker at the office, causing irreparable damage to one's career.
I've just been fired, because my sonofabitch coworker japattacked me in a peer performance review.
by Quincy H. April 5, 2006
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Japstacking

Verb

1. When 5 or more Japanese people merge together to form one larger humanoid entity with all 4 limbs capable of independent movement. Much akin to a cheerleader pyramid, but the japanese never engage in this activity for entertainment purposes. It is solely used as an extreme last resort in order to attack or defend. Unlike a cheerleading pyramid, which takes practice, trust and great deal of familiarity with your team mates and/or system, japstacking can occur with 5 japanese total strangers. The reason for this is because japanese people in general are fit, trim and most of them are ninjas. This primal inner instinct or governing group mentality only occurs in the japanese, much like in army ants. When they merge together, it's not in the manner of smaller pieces of "The Blob" reconvening to form 1 big blob, but more in the manner of Voltron merging, but without the metallic machinery noises. They stack in a very calculated and mathematical manner, but without thinking or practice.

2. The human equivalent of a Transformer combiner or Gestalt (Devastator, Bruticus, Menasaur, Superion, etc.) As can be seen in the Drawn Together episode entitled "Gay Bash."
"Most of the Japanese ran when they saw Godzilla coming, but the students in Mr. Hashimoto's karate class started japstacking to defend the dojo from destruction."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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jacqattack

A fan of singer Jacquie Lee. A jacqattack will always be here to support Jacquie, and will never leave her side, jacqattacks will stand by her through thick and thin.
Jacqattacks love jacquie lee!

I'm not just a fan, I'm a jacqattack!
by spreadlove222 March 29, 2014
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JackAttack

A Call of Duty player that is loud, Irish and stupid and talks about very controversial stuff.
Willy is a JackAttack
by VaPe69 December 22, 2018
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jap attack

when someone creeps up behind you and attacks you with no warning

comes from the unprovoked jap attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941--but those bastards paid for it--Little Boy and Fat Man
Donyell got jap attacked by Leroy and his posse while chillin' in his own crib yo! Word!
by Steve February 12, 2004
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jap attack

When a bunch of Japs (Jewish American Princesses) start bitching and complaining.
JAP 1: Oh my god its so hot here.
JAP 2: Im hungry
JAP 3: I lost my Evian water bottle
All three: I wanna go home
Shappy: Oh shit... hide! We have a jap attack on our hands!
by Shappy November 30, 2006
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Japawack

a person who is 1/2 white 1/4 black and 1/4 japanese. they listen 2 rap and talk street slang. they r gamers and they r wiggers
dude that muthafuckas japawack
by joey March 9, 2004
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