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To beat off your cock at hyper or supersonic speeds, and screaming "Ohhhhh Shhhhhiiiittttt!" Before nutting all over your walls like a bitch
Jabb: Using your left or right hand to beat your shit
Jabb by Evilposidon October 6, 2011
Words you can keep
SEX.
or.....
driving.
talking.
hanging out.
anything.
Kelsie was jabbin him real good.
Emma enjoys a long jabb in the eveneing.
The cats jabbin.
jabb by klma October 30, 2007

Jabb at yo Brain 

Def 1: When you have sex with a girl that you dont know that shes pregnant and you put your penis in her and you constantly poke the babys head.

Def 2: When you bring out your inner phyco and put your penis in a girls eye and constantly poke at the girls brain causing your dick to go bent everytime you poke at it.
Def 1:
Adrian: Man, I banged the dog shit out of your girlfriend.

Jordan: WTF, my girl is fuckin pregnant! Why would you Jabb at yo Brain!
Adrian: How was i supposed to know.... But I do have some good news
Jordan: What?
Adrian: She gives the best head
Guy named Jay walks by
Jay: You talkin bout Jordans girl I had some of that last week and you may not be the daddy.
Jabb at yo Brain by Geeked Up June 29, 2009

Piff Jabb 

When a male thrusts his hard boner into the face of a women of the female perswation.
Shina had a bruise on her face after Billy piff jabbed her last night when having sex
Piff Jabb by Fried Rice March 31, 2004
Jabbar (Arabic: جبار ) is an Arabic word meaning "giant" or "almighty". With the definite article as al-Jabbar (Arabic: الجبار ) it is one of the Names of God in Islam, and is so used in the given name Abd al-Jabbar (Arabic: عبد الجبار ).
jabbar is the king
jabbar by poor anoush August 18, 2018
The most respected member of the infamous Krazy Ass Mexicans gang, in fact it is the OG who gives orders to his minions: Dammy, Guigui, Tiago, Pydra, Alejandro. They are his slaves.
Look ! There is Jabby, it's my OG. He's black.
Jabby by Sahtiche April 4, 2022

Jibber Jabber 

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
Yes?”
Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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