Def 1: When you have sex with a girl that you dont know that shes pregnant and you put your penis in her and you constantly poke the babys head.
Def 2: When you bring out your inner phyco and put your penis in a girls eye and constantly poke at the girls brain causing your dick to go bent everytime you poke at it.
Def 1:
Adrian: Man, I banged the dog shit out of your girlfriend.
Jordan: WTF, my girl is fuckin pregnant! Why would you Jabb at yo Brain!
Adrian: How was i supposed to know.... But I do have some good news
Jordan: What?
Adrian: She gives the best head Guy named Jay walks by
Jay: You talkin bout Jordans girl I had some of that last week and you may not be the daddy.
Jabbar (Arabic: جبار ) is an Arabic word meaning "giant" or "almighty". With the definite article as al-Jabbar (Arabic: الجبار ) it is one of the Names of God in Islam, and is so used in the given name Abd al-Jabbar (Arabic: عبد الجبار ).
The most respected member of the infamous Krazy Ass Mexicans gang, in fact it is the OG who gives orders to his minions: Dammy, Guigui, Tiago, Pydra, Alejandro. They are his slaves.
Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibberjabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.