Def 1: When you have sex with a girl that you dont know that shes pregnant and you put your penis in her and you constantly poke the babys head.
Def 2: When you bring out your inner phyco and put your penis in a girls eye and constantly poke at the girls brain causing your dick to go bent everytime you poke at it.
Def 1:
Adrian: Man, I banged the dog shit out of your girlfriend.
Jordan: WTF, my girl is fuckin pregnant! Why would you Jabb at yo Brain!
Adrian: How was i supposed to know.... But I do have some good news
Jordan: What?
Adrian: She gives the best head
Guy named Jay walks by
Jay: You talkin bout Jordans girl I had some of that last week and you may not be the daddy.
Jabbar (Arabic: جبار ) is an Arabic word meaning "giant" or "almighty". With the definite article as al-Jabbar (Arabic: الجبار ) it is one of the Names of God in Islam, and is so used in the given name Abd al-Jabbar (Arabic: عبد الجبار ).
The most respected member of the infamous Krazy Ass Mexicans gang, in fact it is the OG who gives orders to his minions: Dammy, Guigui, Tiago, Pydra, Alejandro. They are his slaves.
Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.