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JOHNNEYING 

The use of excessive force by a school mental health professional or teacher on a student. Especially when the incident is dismissed on a technicality, making it likely to reoccur without oversite.
Or PE teacher, Mr. Smith, has been Johnneying the second-graders again.
JOHNNEYING by RPSTruther February 22, 2024
Words you can keep

Jonnying 

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.
"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".
Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

swamp johnnying 

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.
I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!
swamp johnnying by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Johnning 

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.
Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.
Johnning by Johnninh April 26, 2009

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III 

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.
Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

Journeying 

1. The process of listening or "rocking out" to Journey

2. A word that Diane can't pronounce
I was totally journeying it up this morning.

Diane say journeying. Journ-ngmf.
Journeying by Kevin Zepik July 25, 2009

johnboyinget 

A term used in place of basically any verb or any noun that adds quality and humor to any phrase or sentance. You can johnboyinget to just about anything!
Did you get your johnboyinget today? No, but I johnboyingeted to work to find a shit load of johnboyinget on my desk. I told my boss to try johnboyingetting this shit himself sometime, and I got my ass johnboyingeted...
johnboyinget by eric1337 April 24, 2008
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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