JOHNNEYING 

The use of excessive force by a school mental health professional or teacher on a student. Especially when the incident is dismissed on a technicality, making it likely to reoccur without oversite.

Or PE teacher, Mr. Smith, has been Johnneying the second-graders again.

JOHNNEYING by RPSTruther February 22, 2024

Jonnying 

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.

"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".

Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

swamp johnnying 

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

swamp johnnying by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Johnning 

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.

Johnning by Johnninh April 26, 2009

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III 

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 23, 2023

Journeying 

1. The process of listening or "rocking out" to Journey

2. A word that Diane can't pronounce

I was totally journeying it up this morning.

Diane say journeying. Journ-ngmf.

Journeying by Kevin Zepik July 25, 2009

johnboyinget 

A term used in place of basically any verb or any noun that adds quality and humor to any phrase or sentance. You can johnboyinget to just about anything!

Did you get your johnboyinget today? No, but I johnboyingeted to work to find a shit load of johnboyinget on my desk. I told my boss to try johnboyingetting this shit himself sometime, and I got my ass johnboyingeted...

johnboyinget by eric1337 April 24, 2008