Johnder

Johnder is the sexiest Asian alive, his penis is so large it makes any women around him wet and begging for more, his children will either be cute and innocent or a raging vape addict

Johnder is the sexiest man alive

by ILovePenis657 April 24, 2023

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Johndere

(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)

Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."

by 3Magn3sium3 November 6, 2025

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Johnder

Johnder will probably end up being friends with a person named Alexis. He is ugly as hell but thinks he’s cute, people will probably make fun of a Johnder because if you search it up you’ll get a tractor. If you seen the Snapchat challenge he would probably underline all of this red
Now let’s get to the good part
Johnder has a small ass penis I likes to fuck people
That’s all

“Yo who’s that”
“Just some ugly nigga that thinks their cute”
“Damn probably a Johnder”

by Hahahahahahahh1 April 15, 2019

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