EasternEuropeanSlavLover's definitions

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

Andrzej Duda

Poland's anti gay, anti abortion, antisemetic leader who is basically Orban's bro.

Andrzej Duda

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 10, 2021

Buna

Buna is a Romanian word for "good". It is mandatory to learn when you go to Romania.

Frank: Good morning!
Vladimir: Buna dimineata!
Frank: What does that mean?
Vladimir: It means "Good morning".

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover May 19, 2018

Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

Fab Seven

BTS. There's seven members.

Name is a reference to the Beatles, aka the Fab Four. BTS is their modern equivalent.

Fab Seven

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover September 9, 2023

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023

Fanta

A drink made by Nazis in Nazi Germany... that we all came to love today. RUINED!

The soda pop Fanta was invented by Nazis! No seriously.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 24, 2019