EasternEuropeanSlavLover's definitions

viktor orban

A douchey, racist, mean and crazy Hungarian politician who hates refugees. He is just a bigot who wants to destroy and fuck up Hungary and the EU.

Laszlo: Did you hear?
Ferenc: No, what?
Laszlo: Viktor Orban decided to ban refugees and hate the EU!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 17, 2018

Bratzilian

A spoiled bitchy Brazilian person (male or female)

Marta: Do you see that guy Jose? He's so rude and gets everything he wants! He must be a Bratzilian from Bratzil!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 16, 2018

hold kjeft

It's Norwegian for shut up. Use whenever you're in Norway or around a Norwegian person who won't stop pestering you and being a PEST!

Markus: Jeg er Norsk. Jeg er vacker, jeg er--
(I am Norwegian, I am beautiful, I am--)

Ilaria: HOLD KJEFT, MARKUS!!!!
(SHUT UP, MARKUS!!!!)

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 2, 2018

Yosemite Samantha

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.

Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018

laderlappen

the Swedish name for Batman, Bruce Wayne. USEd in all swedish translations and dubs. Compare Finnish Lepakkomies, estonian Sodurteener, hungarian Deneverember (liks December)

Gunnar (pretending to be Batman): Jag ar Laderlappen!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 14, 2019

Fanta

A drink made by Nazis in Nazi Germany... that we all came to love today. RUINED!

The soda pop Fanta was invented by Nazis! No seriously.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 24, 2019

Slavique

The word Slavic with Le French Accent.

Russians, Poles, Hungarians, Croats, etc. are Slavique people.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 25, 2019