EasternEuropeanSlavLover's definitions

irish sauna

When you use the sauna and drink 20 pints of Guinness, so that you are drunk as hell when you come out. You a\may also start speaking Finnish with an Irish accent.

Vittu saatana perkele, I just had an irish sauna! RAWWWWWWWRR AAAAAGGGH!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover September 26, 2019

adult arcade

A casino.

Eddy: Wanna go to the arcade?
Kurt: The arcade? Yeah, I wanna go play Pac-Man!
Eddy: No, you bozo! The adult arcade, where you play at the slot machine!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 31, 2023

Samuraisexual

sexually or romantically interested in samurais and/or ninjas

samuraisexual

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 30, 2021

Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

bike cut

Falling off your bike and scraping your knee on the asphalt (like I did all the time) and being in PAIN

Bike cut

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2025

Andrzej Duda

Poland's anti gay, anti abortion, antisemetic leader who is basically Orban's bro.

Andrzej Duda

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 10, 2021

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021