by Johnninh April 26, 2009

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.
Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.
Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.
by tinymh August 13, 2009

by Buns420 October 08, 2017

"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".
Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 29, 2005

by Rbs January 27, 2005
