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Johnnying 

Bugging someone constantly to finish a project or game they are working on and trolling them non-stop if they don't finish what they started
"Please just close this; OI is a joke, he creates fake games and has never released a beta or demo...Really?

@all the people being childish, learn to use the computer like neo dragon said and act your age. And i am emailing the leader of PC because i think its pretty ridiculous how people can spam my profile page calling me a Jacka** and stuff and how just in general you can swear on PC, i think it is sick..
I would advise you neodragon to just close this thread because it is getting no where, and is a waste of time, just like infinite rainbow was...he gets peoples hopes up and then creates a excuse on why he cannot further his game or release a demo.

All of you sticking up for OI will soon see why i am "being a troll". I too was a fan of OI when he was working on Infinite rainbow, but then he crushed that game, so i became mad at him for just throwing a perfectly good game away. O yea i forgot they are fake games, all he has is picturess of themm :)"
That would be Johnnying
Johnnying by Pseudo-Legend August 29, 2010
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swamp johnnying 

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.
I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!
swamp johnnying by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Jonnying 

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.
"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".
Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

Johnny-ing 

When one of your friends keeps cracking a new beer when he still has some left in the last can. This is usually noticed the day after a party when someone is cleaning up and most of his cans are nearly half full.
"I drank like 40 fuckin' beers last night." "Fuck man, c'mon, you were Johnny-ing all god damn night."

"Last week at the G-10 i picked up so many half full cans. Someone around here was Johnny-ing those beers like a mother fucker."
Johnny-ing by Big KSB April 20, 2013

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!
Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session
Johning Session by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010
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