Jonnering
to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process
Jonnering by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019
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Jonnying
Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015
Jonning it
Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009
Indiana Jonesing the Coffee
When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009
Jonesing for that hang
Jonesing for that hang by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019
jonesing for a bonesing
A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
John Paul Jonesing
John Paul Jonesing by Little Walken December 24, 2010
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