Johannesing

Verb. To Johannes, I'm /he's /she's /they're Johannesing, I will /he will/ she will/ they will Johannes, I/ he/ she/ they Johannesed.

To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀

Girl: "What are you doing johannes?"
Guy: *johannesing*

by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022

Johannesen

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him

Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"

by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017

Joannesing

Needing your jojo fix. When you miss your bestie.

Why are you so far away, I’m Joannesing.

The worlds 8th wonder has me joannesing!

by Daniel LaRusso Tesoro April 25, 2025

Joannesing

Needing your jojo fix. When you miss your bestie.

Why are you so far away, I’m Joannesing.

The worlds 8th wonder has me joannesing!

by Daniel LaRusso Tesoro April 25, 2025

Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.

Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!

by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020

Johannesbug

South African Omicron variant of COVID.

I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.

by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021

JOHNNEYING

The use of excessive force by a school mental health professional or teacher on a student. Especially when the incident is dismissed on a technicality, making it likely to reoccur without oversite.

Or PE teacher, Mr. Smith, has been Johnneying the second-graders again.

by RPSTruther February 22, 2024