Johannesing

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Verb. To Johannes, I'm /he's /she's /they're Johannesing, I will /he will/ she will/ they will Johannes, I/ he/ she/ they Johannesed.

To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀

Girl: "What are you doing johannes?"
Guy: *johannesing*

Johannesing by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022

Words you can keep

Johannesen

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him

Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"

Johannesen by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017

Joannesing

Needing your jojo fix. When you miss your bestie.

Why are you so far away, I’m Joannesing.

The worlds 8th wonder has me joannesing!

Joannesing by Daniel LaRusso Tesoro April 25, 2025

Joannesing

Needing your jojo fix. When you miss your bestie.

Why are you so far away, I’m Joannesing.

The worlds 8th wonder has me joannesing!

Joannesing by Daniel LaRusso Tesoro April 25, 2025

Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.

Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!

Johanning by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020

Johannesbug

South African Omicron variant of COVID.

I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.

Johannesbug by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021

JOHNNEYING

The use of excessive force by a school mental health professional or teacher on a student. Especially when the incident is dismissed on a technicality, making it likely to reoccur without oversite.

Or PE teacher, Mr. Smith, has been Johnneying the second-graders again.

JOHNNEYING by RPSTruther February 22, 2024

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026