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Person 1: Are you gay?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: j/w
j/w by CiRKuS November 6, 2003
It Stands For Just Wondering. it can also be jw.
Mostly used for Chatting or Instant Messaging or Email.
Punkxx23: What are you doing Saturday?
cutieWitaBottie: nothing. why?
Punkxx23: j/w
j/w by Sliverxx45 September 4, 2006
An acronym that stands for "jolly well fucked". This describes a situation where the individual has exhausted his or her options and is now at the complete mercy of the circumstances.
"Dude, last night I got busted with an eighth of d-nugget. I'm J.W.F."
j.w.f. by alex leht October 28, 2007
you know kelly? J.W.T.T
J.W.T.T by BananaHamack December 27, 2008
stands for Jizz Worthy Excitement. when something is so exciting that you cant control your reaction.
oh my! that sounds like some major fun, totally J.W.E.
j.w.e by fgdfhggdhd October 19, 2011

J.W Williams Middle school

A school filled with weird ass emo kids, annoying ass wannabe gangsters who think it's hot to have their pants below their asscheeks, and curly haired edgars who say the n word. All the girls are here make we want to jump off a three story building and they get a new boyfriend every week and think they are above everybody because they carry around reuseable lululemon bags and wear $100 lululemon leggings and jackets that they begged their mommy for. The teachers here also assign an ungodly amount of homework. Wanna use the restroom? sure! Just be aware that they are filled with kids vaping, white girls recording goofy ass tiktoks, and there is a 98% chance the the toilet is clogged! We've also been threatened to get bombed 3 times this year! Gotta love WMS!
"I have to go to J.W WIlliams Middle School next year.."
"Here's a gun, just shoot yourself now."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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