j.w.e 

stands for Jizz Worthy Excitement. when something is so exciting that you cant control your reaction.

oh my! that sounds like some major fun, totally J.W.E.

j.w.e by fgdfhggdhd October 19, 2011

Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.) 

A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"

"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"


(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"

"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"

"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"



(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"

Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.) by BROSKEW March 14, 2009

j.e.w.

acronym for jimmy eat world. punk band from the late 90s.

and the sweetness will not be concerned with me...

sweetness-j.e.w.

j.e.w. by DANglefest June 12, 2008

J.E.W 

A J.E.W or Junior Enlisted Warrior is a slang term used to describe new players in the unpopular Gaijin video game know as Enlisted.
A J.E.W can be distinguished from regular players by their lack of ability to build Rally Points and Ammunition Crates.

Hey J.E.W, build the damn Rally Point!

J.E.W by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023

J.E.W 

jing eng wang

shing, you know J.E.W yes?
no bing J.E.W is what?
shing you stupingfuckching it means jing eng wang, it means jing eng wang shing.
jing eng wang?
it means jing eng wang, for eng wang dengs, its my wing wang phasing.
Jing eng wang.

J.E.W by Yukasoka February 14, 2022

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? 

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!

Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021