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Lady: honey, taLk
Man: sorry babe, i'm j/m
Man: :-X oopz
Lady: hah! u're caught!
j/m by SEXiiBiTCh69 January 28, 2004
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J.M • j-mo • j-money • J-Mass • J'mani • J-Mart • J-mill • J.M.D.O. • J-Macked • j max
A sexy-ass mo fo who don't f around/ you can usually find them swimming in pussy. Member of błoód
Woah. That guy's a boss-ass-bitch. He must be a J M
J M by Yo_daddy April 25, 2017
He is the greatest person you'll ever meet. Although he may be a little chubby, he is the kindest and sweetest person ever. He loves playing basketball, watching the hit TV show Friends, and is a huge fan of post malone. He's the type of person you'd love to work with, no matter the task. If you meet such a person with the same initials, try to be friends with them.
Audrey:J.M. is the star player of the school basketball varsity.
Sarah: Oh! what a chad!
J.M. by dr4g0nb01 September 8, 2020

J&M Stage 

When your confused but walk to the bus together (hugging) and other such actions, but dont want to be considered talking. Also, the word friend is used to hide what the 2 people really mean.
John: Hey Margarett, lets make it seem like we are just "friends" as the J&M Stage
Margarett: Ok cool!
J&M Stage by mrchillout01 June 16, 2017

J.M.D.O. 

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."
Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.
J.M.D.O. by honkersale May 17, 2009
1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.
1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"
J.M'd by luul April 25, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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