J.M'd 

1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.

1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"

J.M'd by luul April 25, 2007

J.M.D.O. 

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."

Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.

J.M.D.O. by honkersale May 17, 2009

J.D.M. 

Japanese domestic product, often associated with tricked out japanese cars.

Neat-o headlights Ichiro they look like J.D.M headlights from an accord.

J.D.M. by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003

Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

Coolest people you will ever meet

I wish I was in Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

Q.F.T.B.M.J.D by Q.F.T.B.M.J.D August 22, 2011

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i by No-_Name July 24, 2024