Jōb 

Fun, smart , just all around a good person to hang out and around with and even better to date. May be a bit shy at first but get to know them and best friends for life.

Have you hung out with Jōb they are super cool

Jōb by Eh Life May 13, 2018

job 

being paid to care for shit you do not actually care about

when are you gonna resign from your job?

job by mademoisellevanta March 21, 2015

job 

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

job by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

job 

Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.

Finding a job is such a pain.

job by loser September 27, 2004

Job 

A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.

Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.

Have you got a job yet?

*sounds of scorn, mockery and derision*

Job by HR_Advisory January 4, 2012

job 

A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.

My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart

job by boule de feu November 24, 2004

job 

a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.

1.) My job sucks.
2.) I hate my job, however i need the money, so i guess ill go for the rest of my life.

job by Ben H. July 11, 2003