16 definitions by Alien Entity

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye
You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse.

See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
An individual area of Usenet containing text posting vaguely related to the defined subject for the newsgroup. Web equivalent is a message board
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
Organisation that is fucking your life up, fucking the world up and must be destroyed.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use
Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002