Definitions by mademoisellevanta

job 

being paid to care for shit you do not actually care about

when are you gonna resign from your job?

job by mademoisellevanta March 21, 2015

boner 

a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.

Jay's boner recognizes Annie before his brain does.

boner by mademoisellevanta March 21, 2015