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Hahahahahahaha WHAT!? For calling into question your righteousness... They should resign!? Nietzschian Megalomaniac. That right there. 👆 The things they sighted are all things you clearly did.
Hym "Wait wait wait.... So, they are taking away your license... But it's not evidence of YOUR incompetence.... It's evidence of THEIR incompetence... So.... They're taking away what is yours because they don't like a thing you said? SOUNDS FAMILIAR. And it's funny because you clearly did those things. You clearly believe you're beyond reproach. They need to go to a convent for 10 years and flagellate themselves and change everything about themselves? Ridiculous! For what? You wrote a children's book where one of the passages comments on the molestation of a client and raise the question 'where was Christian God?' (Which is hilarious and deliciously evil and my answer is 'watching with a twisted grin') But beyond that, you're using the fact that I write shit like that as justification for robbing me blind (giving speeches I wrote calling them the most meaningful thing you've ever done) and literally crediting your guest with things I've written. More blatant hypocrisy from JeepJorp. He's like my pet parrot. I said 'I don't think people are justified in treating my this way' and here goes Dr. Jeep 'WeLl I dOn'T tHiNk ThEy'Re JuStIfIeD iN tReAtInG mE tHiS wAy!! CRAAAWK!!' (Don't worry. I DID feed him a cracker. As he is a good birdie) This is crazy. The absurdity compounds daily. They should resign? Pffft!"
Resign by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

asynchronous resign

When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.
Did you hear about Bob's asynchronous resign? His boss must have hated him!
asynchronous resign by jellington90 December 10, 2015
A Reigna is a sensitive person. She has been through a lot. A Reigna has many friends who care about her. Reignas also have haters. Like people named silly man. A Reigna is creative, shy at first but attacks you with her personality once she is comfortable with you. A Reigna is loving, caring, fabulous, and in her darkest times weak. But a Reigna has friends who help her. A Reigna gets good grades and doesn't do bad stuff. But out of school... still doesn't do that much. Reignas tend to overreact and be really harsh when they do. But they make up for afterwards. A Reigna is a great person.
Oh wow. Reigna is deep and awsome.
Reigna by rrhels January 15, 2015

Resinception

The resin you scrape from your pipe after you just smoked resin out of it. Resin's resin.
T: Ahh, you're all out of ganja too?
Y: Yeah, but we can still smoke the resin left from when I smoked my resin.
T:What?
Y: Resinception, man.
Resinception by ExSane364 January 11, 2012

testicular resignation 

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
Word of the Day on October 22, 2021

purple reign 

It means the season or set of days in which you feel emotionally trapped in bordem.
"Oh look, more odd jobs, looks like my purple reign will never end.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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