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To step down from a position. Can be confused with re-sign.
Spiro Agnew retired from his vice-presidential position because of all the jokes that the Cabinet made about his first name.
Resign by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005
Words you can keep
Hahahahahahaha WHAT!? For calling into question your righteousness... They should resign!? Nietzschian Megalomaniac. That right there. 👆 The things they sighted are all things you clearly did.
Hym "Wait wait wait.... So, they are taking away your license... But it's not evidence of YOUR incompetence.... It's evidence of THEIR incompetence... So.... They're taking away what is yours because they don't like a thing you said? SOUNDS FAMILIAR. And it's funny because you clearly did those things. You clearly believe you're beyond reproach. They need to go to a convent for 10 years and flagellate themselves and change everything about themselves? Ridiculous! For what? You wrote a children's book where one of the passages comments on the molestation of a client and raise the question 'where was Christian God?' (Which is hilarious and deliciously evil and my answer is 'watching with a twisted grin') But beyond that, you're using the fact that I write shit like that as justification for robbing me blind (giving speeches I wrote calling them the most meaningful thing you've ever done) and literally crediting your guest with things I've written. More blatant hypocrisy from JeepJorp. He's like my pet parrot. I said 'I don't think people are justified in treating my this way' and here goes Dr. Jeep 'WeLl I dOn'T tHiNk ThEy'Re JuStIfIeD iN tReAtInG mE tHiS wAy!! CRAAAWK!!' (Don't worry. I DID feed him a cracker. As he is a good birdie) This is crazy. The absurdity compounds daily. They should resign? Pffft!"
Resign by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

asynchronous resign

When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.
Did you hear about Bob's asynchronous resign? His boss must have hated him!
asynchronous resign by jellington90 December 10, 2015
A Reigna is a sensitive person. She has been through a lot. A Reigna has many friends who care about her. Reignas also have haters. Like people named silly man. A Reigna is creative, shy at first but attacks you with her personality once she is comfortable with you. A Reigna is loving, caring, fabulous, and in her darkest times weak. But a Reigna has friends who help her. A Reigna gets good grades and doesn't do bad stuff. But out of school... still doesn't do that much. Reignas tend to overreact and be really harsh when they do. But they make up for afterwards. A Reigna is a great person.
Oh wow. Reigna is deep and awsome.
Reigna by rrhels January 15, 2015

Resinception

The resin you scrape from your pipe after you just smoked resin out of it. Resin's resin.
T: Ahh, you're all out of ganja too?
Y: Yeah, but we can still smoke the resin left from when I smoked my resin.
T:What?
Y: Resinception, man.
Resinception by ExSane364 January 11, 2012

testicular resignation 

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
Word of the Day on October 22, 2021

purple reign 

It means the season or set of days in which you feel emotionally trapped in bordem.
"Oh look, more odd jobs, looks like my purple reign will never end.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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