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man, that guy over there is a total i9bonsai. Bet he makes fucking 7 figures nigga.
Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.
Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."
A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're Pretty special. Iboni is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy. Some people may not get her at first but once you're hooked its hard to get her off your mind.