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Apple's newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german inscest porn all at the same time. This device can also be converted into a sly little place to stash your favorite other drugs, despite the fact that it's already a bong...but who gives a fuck you can watch german porn....german inscest porn...
"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"

"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
iBong by Herbert Bonabanga January 19, 2006
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Also know as the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. Above all else, the iBong is a DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!
My chest feels like Star-gate; my world has been destroyed by the iBong, that fucker.
iBong by Adam n Eve April 26, 2011
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Ibong Adarna 

Filipino story about three princes finding a bird that turns people to stone when it poops on them for the sick king and after all that commotion, one of the prince named Don Juan managed to date 3 women during the second half of the story, two of which he found in a palace inside of a well and one of them inside of the palace but then the father of that princess doesn't want that prince to date his daughter so then they left the palace and the father of the princess dies from a heart attack. Then they get married and they live happily ever after.
P1: Dude have you heard of Ibong Adarna? Don Juan is such a playboy!
P2: I know right? how the hell did he manage to date 3 people?!
Ibong Adarna by spacemandude June 29, 2023

Imong Mama 

A type of Visayan dialect comeback use to destroy your enemies pride.
Usually known as the Filipino traslation of "your mom...", while sounding much cooler.
Enemy: You're a piece of shit!
You: Imong Mama piece of shit!
Imong Mama by HermaMora February 17, 2019

Iongvafuk 

Slang for I Dont Give a Fuck
Worker: What do you want on your pizza sir?
you: Iongvafuk

or

Bully: Give me your lunch money or im gonna beat you up!
you:Iongvafuk
Iongvafuk by Danny Foley March 5, 2008

IronGeekChain 

Support multiple type of digital asset
Consensus mechanism “Iron dBFT”
Quantum resistant – to prevent a massive attack from quantum computers.
Cold staking – holders will receive BENZ coins by holding EagleX.
Desktop, mobile, and web wallets.
Master Nodes - nodes will receive fee for token transaction
Decentralized Application and ICO – platform will support smart contracts
Eaglex and Benz is in the irongeekchain
IronGeekChain by Cryptoguy November 10, 2019
When one sits on the toilet (bog) to do a poo while occupying their time using an Apple portable device (eg. iPhone or iPad) to surf the web or play a game. Also known as iPoo, iCrap etc.
Jeff: Hey Joe, where did you go for the past hour?
Joe: Took an iBog to watch Steve Job's keynote.
iBog by iBogger June 14, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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