iBong

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Apple's newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german inscest porn all at the same time. This device can also be converted into a sly little place to stash your favorite other drugs, despite the fact that it's already a bong...but who gives a fuck you can watch german porn....german inscest porn...

"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"

"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"

iBong by Herbert Bonabanga January 19, 2006

Words you can keep

iBong

Also know as the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. Above all else, the iBong is a DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!

My chest feels like Star-gate; my world has been destroyed by the iBong, that fucker.

iBong by Adam n Eve April 26, 2011

Related Words

iBong • Ibong Adarna • ibonics • iBone • iBoner • imong mama • Ibogaine • Iaong • iBang • ibangstraightguysonly

Ibong Adarna

Filipino story about three princes finding a bird that turns people to stone when it poops on them for the sick king and after all that commotion, one of the prince named Don Juan managed to date 3 women during the second half of the story, two of which he found in a palace inside of a well and one of them inside of the palace but then the father of that princess doesn't want that prince to date his daughter so then they left the palace and the father of the princess dies from a heart attack. Then they get married and they live happily ever after.

P1: Dude have you heard of Ibong Adarna? Don Juan is such a playboy!
P2: I know right? how the hell did he manage to date 3 people?!

Ibong Adarna by spacemandude June 29, 2023

Imong Mama

A type of Visayan dialect comeback use to destroy your enemies pride.
Usually known as the Filipino traslation of "your mom...", while sounding much cooler.

Enemy: You're a piece of shit!
You: Imong Mama piece of shit!

Imong Mama by HermaMora February 17, 2019

Iongvafuk

Slang for I Dont Give a Fuck

Worker: What do you want on your pizza sir?
you: Iongvafuk

or

Bully: Give me your lunch money or im gonna beat you up!
you:Iongvafuk

Iongvafuk by Danny Foley March 5, 2008

IronGeekChain

Support multiple type of digital asset
Consensus mechanism “Iron dBFT”
Quantum resistant – to prevent a massive attack from quantum computers.
Cold staking – holders will receive BENZ coins by holding EagleX.
Desktop, mobile, and web wallets.
Master Nodes - nodes will receive fee for token transaction
Decentralized Application and ICO – platform will support smart contracts

Eaglex and Benz is in the irongeekchain

IronGeekChain by Cryptoguy November 10, 2019

iBog

When one sits on the toilet (bog) to do a poo while occupying their time using an Apple portable device (eg. iPhone or iPad) to surf the web or play a game. Also known as iPoo, iCrap etc.

Jeff: Hey Joe, where did you go for the past hour?
Joe: Took an iBog to watch Steve Job's keynote.

iBog by iBogger June 14, 2010

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026