iBong

Apple's newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german inscest porn all at the same time. This device can also be converted into a sly little place to stash your favorite other drugs, despite the fact that it's already a bong...but who gives a fuck you can watch german porn....german inscest porn...

"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"

"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"

by Herbert Bonabanga January 19, 2006

iBong

Also know as the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. Above all else, the iBong is a DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!

My chest feels like Star-gate; my world has been destroyed by the iBong, that fucker.

by Adam n Eve April 26, 2011

Ibong Adarna

Filipino story about three princes finding a bird that turns people to stone when it poops on them for the sick king and after all that commotion, one of the prince named Don Juan managed to date 3 women during the second half of the story, two of which he found in a palace inside of a well and one of them inside of the palace but then the father of that princess doesn't want that prince to date his daughter so then they left the palace and the father of the princess dies from a heart attack. Then they get married and they live happily ever after.

P1: Dude have you heard of Ibong Adarna? Don Juan is such a playboy!
P2: I know right? how the hell did he manage to date 3 people?!

by spacemandude June 29, 2023

Imong Mama

A type of Visayan dialect comeback use to destroy your enemies pride.
Usually known as the Filipino traslation of "your mom...", while sounding much cooler.

Enemy: You're a piece of shit!
You: Imong Mama piece of shit!

by HermaMora February 17, 2019

Iongvafuk

Slang for I Dont Give a Fuck

Worker: What do you want on your pizza sir?
you: Iongvafuk

or

Bully: Give me your lunch money or im gonna beat you up!
you:Iongvafuk

by Danny Foley March 5, 2008

IronGeekChain

Support multiple type of digital asset
Consensus mechanism “Iron dBFT”
Quantum resistant – to prevent a massive attack from quantum computers.
Cold staking – holders will receive BENZ coins by holding EagleX.
Desktop, mobile, and web wallets.
Master Nodes - nodes will receive fee for token transaction
Decentralized Application and ICO – platform will support smart contracts

Eaglex and Benz is in the irongeekchain

by Cryptoguy November 10, 2019

iBog

When one sits on the toilet (bog) to do a poo while occupying their time using an Apple portable device (eg. iPhone or iPad) to surf the web or play a game. Also known as iPoo, iCrap etc.

Jeff: Hey Joe, where did you go for the past hour?
Joe: Took an iBog to watch Steve Job's keynote.

by iBogger June 14, 2010