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£10 of marajuana. tens=£10
"have u got a tens"
"chip in for a tens"
by B247E January 04, 2005

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code for cannabis used around adults and people kept from knowlege of blazin
lets go and have some sweets
got any wrappers? skins
by B247E January 02, 2005

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When a car uses their wipers in a queue, spraying the windscreen of the car behind. This makes the car behind clean their windows, spraying the windsceen of the car behind and so on.
normally a dry day & is made of 2 or more cars using their wipers in a row. Largest likely mexicar wave would be in traffic on a motorway or busy road
by B247E August 21, 2009

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when 2 or more people go along with a lie to 1 or more others for whatever reason. Lie can be premeditated or spontaneous. Generally used to avoid someone or to cover plans made.
1 - "wanna go do something?
2 - "I would but we promised to help our mate fix his PC"
3 - "err, yeah we promised him. soz
1 - "erm, ok. see u later then"
3 - "told u we should of prepared an inside lie, now it looks obvious"
2 - "na its fine, he bought it! lets get a tens"
by B247E November 28, 2009

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[J]
on your own. commonly used while on phone or txting
im on my j's
be on your j's
by B247E January 04, 2005

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mostly used in messages, jykez is a odd spelling for jokes.
normally used after saying something as a joke that could be taken the wrong way by the recipient
u r a complete idiot. neva go near me again. jykez!! lol!
by B247E January 09, 2008

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Stands for 'No Offense". Mainly used in texts or online but increasingly being used in conversations.

Heard it here first from ZODIAC
"N.O but you look stupid"
"Your rubbish at that, N.O"
by B247E August 07, 2009

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