Insurection 

An erection that must be dealt with to insure against premature ejaculation at a later juncture.

Chuck: Dude, so how was the big night with Heidi?'
Randy: Man she was looking so hot in that miniskirt I had to put down an insurection in the wash rooms before we even left the restaurant.

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Insurection by soft rock moment January 24, 2011

instructions unclear 

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.

"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."

instructions unclear by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014

The Enclosed Instruction Book 

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.

1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!

The Enclosed Instruction Book by Splek January 22, 2009

Penis Inspection 

Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.

"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"

Penis Inspection by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013

Nipple Inspection 

The act of taking someones dogtags (nipples) in the popular video game Battlefield 3 with your combat knife. This difficult move is often preformed by Robbaz the Viking Badass and may someday be trademarked by him.

Guy one: SHIT!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE ROBBAZKING KEEPS INSPECTING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.

Nipple Inspection by tatas June 26, 2012

Penis inspection Day 

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk

Penis inspection Day by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010

weapons of math instruction 

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.

The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.

weapons of math instruction by Jussi April 29, 2004