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elementary 

Name calling.
When people call other people bitches and poseurs and assholes and other such simple minded names... and actually mean it.
It's pathetic on a new level.
That which is expected of someone in grades PreK - 8 and shouldn't even be tolerated in highschool.
Someone who hasn't taken the time to grow up and get a hobby and are still acting like "badass" little bitches right out of middle school.
Girls who are convinced they're still LORDS even after walking into highschool.
Stupid niner: Stupid whore!
Intelligent niner: I really dislike her. She's said so many things about people and she comes across as more of a bitch than she realizes. Maybe someone should tell her?

or

Stupid niner: STUPID WHORE.
Intelligent niner: That's so elementary... Go finger paint.
elementary by Namelessness. February 28, 2007
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elementary 

An adult who uses elementary school slang such as, ''you smelt it, you dealt it." or "I know you are but what am I."
guy: "someone in here farted"
other guy: "you smelt it, you dealt it"
guy: "dude shut up. that's so elementary. what are you still in like the second grade?"
elementary by justicetoteach February 5, 2010

elementary 

something to say when someone/something is basic; normal
her outfit is so elementary!!
elementary by protectyouraura October 7, 2022

elementary school 

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.
Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school

elementary school 

A place you go to as a kid to get ready for 90% of the stuff you'll deal with in real life.
I'm starting to notice that my 9-5 job only utilizes the stuff I learned in elementary school.
elementary school by F‌a‌c‌e October 6, 2015

Elementary School 

The level of school where picking on the fat kids, and kids with glasses is the cool thing to do.
Bobby was fat in elementary school, and was bullied everyday. Today in High School, he is the top varsity football player and a friend of everyone.
Elementary School by porn! May 29, 2005

elementary school 

middle school sucked

high school was a little better

elementary school? hell yes
elementary school by Roselli March 11, 2010
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