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Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
That gym teacher has a college degree? All he does is yell, sweat, and make us watch bad sports movies.
by iLikeSoup February 23, 2010
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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The root of all evil. He complains about us being children and not full-on athletes participating in the Olympics. He yells at us to exercise despite being a fatass. Good at making kids cry.
by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018
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Usually a fat older person who thinks they’re the shit and take out their grumpiness on students. They love to stand around and look creepily at students. They also look like they’ve never done exercise in their lives and complain all day.
by Yourlovee September 20, 2019
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middle-aged man who was a star athlete at your school approximately 15 or 20 years ago and never got over their glory days
Our gym teacher made us genuflect the banner that celebrated his school record of points scored in a single game in 1987

Our gym teacher was voted most athletic in the senior superlatives, class of '68
by anticookie908 August 10, 2008
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an over-aged woman who thinks she controls the world.
"my gym teacher gave us an ESSAY as a 3rd quarter challenge."

"OMG what an asshole!"
by dancerr4lifeexxx3 February 16, 2010
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A dumbass from the Czech republic whose idea of the American dream went horribly wrong so she decided to become a gym teacher
by Bitcharoux January 21, 2019
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