Insperection
The speaker at the financial success Ted Talk today really gave me a raging insperection, gonna have to rub one out later.
Insperection by creamyswingset2001 January 15, 2023
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Penis Inspection
Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.
"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
Penis Inspection by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013
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Nipple Inspection
The act of taking someones dogtags (nipples) in the popular video game Battlefield 3 with your combat knife. This difficult move is often preformed by Robbaz the Viking Badass and may someday be trademarked by him.
Guy one: SHIT!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE ROBBAZKING KEEPS INSPECTING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.
Nipple Inspection by tatas June 26, 2012
Penis inspection Day
Penis inspection Day by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010
Penis Inspection Day
A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.
Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.
Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
Penis Inspection Day by friendmandude May 27, 2019
Short arm inspection
Short arm inspection by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006
erection inspection
a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.
(william wallace exposes himself)
Karl: Erection Inspection!
Jack: oh dude... ethan
Ethan: yeah, umm
Karl: just leave
Karl: Erection Inspection!
Jack: oh dude... ethan
Ethan: yeah, umm
Karl: just leave
erection inspection by T J M June 3, 2008
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