by doctor filth October 21, 2007
Get the inspection mug.(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."
by blindbutton June 1, 2011
Get the Inspection Directive mug.The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
Get the Inspection Shelf mug.Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.
"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013
Get the Penis Inspection mug.The act of taking someones dogtags (nipples) in the popular video game Battlefield 3 with your combat knife. This difficult move is often preformed by Robbaz the Viking Badass and may someday be trademarked by him.
Guy one: SHIT!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE ROBBAZKING KEEPS INSPECTING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.
by tatas June 26, 2012
Get the Nipple Inspection mug.by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010
Get the Penis inspection Day mug.A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.
Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.
Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
by friendmandude May 27, 2019
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