Insom

A person or entity that performs wokeness instead of living it. Someone who adopts surface-level activism, trendy morality, or corporate virtue signaling for approval, optics, or profit — without real understanding or action.

Stop acting woke, you fucking Insom.

Insom by JakeSpeareanFlow February 2, 2026

Insom-nom-nom-niac 

A person that cannot go to sleep because s/he ate too much beforehand.

I'm starting to turn into an Insom-nom-nom-niac. I really should lay off the food before going to bed, now I'll be up for hours!

Insom-nom-nom-niac by thegerman1220 February 11, 2012

insom-nom-nomia 

When u wake up in the middle of the night , and your tired but nit yet awake but really hungry.

Fay:Matt why is there milk and cereal and poptarts and white chocolate all over the the bed.

Matt: my bad yo I musta hadabad case of insom-nom-nomia

insom-nom-nomia by Stacyskendall May 17, 2023

insom-nom-nomnia 

When you can't sleep and instead decide to eat.

"I couldn't sleep at all last night and decided to eat a snack instead"
"Same, I think I have insom-nom-nomnia"

insom-nom-nomnia by RoseOfDeath February 28, 2023

Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.

Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.

Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018

Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.

"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

Oto-incompetentologist by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010