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insomaniac 

One who cannot sleep, or one who will keep waking up in the night due to their lack of sanity.
"Bryan got no sleep last night, the voices in his head kept him awake".
"He has insomnia?"
"Worse, he's an insomaniac"
insomaniac by Nobodylikesmelol November 7, 2018
Words you can keep

insomaniac 

a noun; one who cannot sleep because they are fucking all night long
"I got no sleep last night"
"Dude, your an insomaniac"
insomaniac by Maxis-wax January 18, 2012

Insomaniac 

A DJ who makes robot music
That robot is insomaniac
Insomaniac by K-Church June 13, 2005

insomaniac 

One who cannot sleep and has a hard time trying to fall asleep all night
Ken: Dude, I can't come! I was up like a insomaniac it's happening everyday!
Justin: Damn man. I think you should see the doctor
insomaniac by I AM COOL GUY123 September 22, 2018

Insomaniac 

A kick-ass hot bitch that gained notoriety on the Fok! network for basically being what she's really good at: A kick-ass hot bitch.
"FUCK that Insomaniac's hot, I'd fuck her any day of the week dude..."

"Man... straight up: You'd faint in anticipation the minute she would even look at your zipper..."
Insomaniac by Cochese March 7, 2005

Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.
Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.
Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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