injaculate 

When a male reaches orgasm, and the ejaculate is forced to remain 'inside' or redirected into the bladder, either by clenching or physical manipulation through the taint. This can be physically harmful. First wirteen about approx. 7 years ago in the used to be cool till they sold at and went totally gay Vice Magazine.

I thought maybe if I didn't actually cum I could just go over and over again, so I tried that injaculate thing by pushing hard under my balls when I came. No cum, but it felt fucking weird. Like, taking a piss but with nothing coming out; just isn't right.

injaculate by Jack Handyhands October 17, 2008

Injaculate 

When you go kaboom! And then you injaculate. You suck all the sexual juices back into your phallic member?

"Did you see Jenny injaculate?"
"Yep, she grabbed a fucking fly when she did it?"

Injaculate by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

Immaculate 

Perfect, no flaws, clean, perfect example, impeccable

“Stephen currys immaculate man, no if ands or buts about it”-FlightReact

Immaculate by Clayton yuuurd February 19, 2020

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

immaculate congestion by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

Immaculate Cap 

Phrase often used by the Youtuber and Streamer FlightReacts to say they did something well

Immaculate cap Mario HEEHEE

Immaculate Cap by Chaluun squad May 4, 2020

Immaculate Tadow 

The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.

Dude, I think I love this chick.
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet

Immaculate Tadow by Good Juan Time July 6, 2010

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”

Immaculate Concepshit by AdamEntity October 4, 2013