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Injeculate 

A perversion of ejaculate. It occurs when a guy reaches orgasm, discharges but is able to keep all of the semen inside of his urethra. Only a very few skilled men can do this.
Kashif got too excited on his flight and by accident released his load. Fortunately, he knew how to Injeculate so he was able to make it to the washroom without making a big mess.
Injeculate by Isen88 November 15, 2011
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Injeculated 

When you see something so incredibly cringe that your penis inverts and injects into your pelvis while while cumming. Basically a reverse ejaculation.
Bob: hey have you seen that Rebecca Black Friday song?

Jim: yeah man I injeculated the moment I saw it.

injectulation 

The act of squirting the contents of a semen filled syringe at a woman, especially if she's in a department store in Asheville, such as Kohl's.
"The injectulation was complete. The syringe was emptied and the dress was soiled."
injectulation by neurospasm April 22, 2013

injaculation 

Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.
injaculation by 2nd seal February 18, 2003
v. inculated, inculating, inculates

1. To engage in anal sex, especially to give it.

2. To insert something in one's anus.

3. (vulgar) To anally rape.


n. inculation

1. Anal sex.


adj. inculatory

1. Pertaining to, or being characterised by anal sex.



-Derived from the French "enculer," (to have anal sex with), from the root -cul-, a passage with access only at one end.
"It is a bad idea to inculate a person with severe diarrhoea."

"To avoid severe discomfort, internal haemorrhage, chafing, and infection, be sure to use lubricant and condoms during inculation."

"The sex that takes place in prisons is primarily inculatory."
inculate by - A.K. July 26, 2005

inoculate 

Controlled exposure to an infectious agent (virus/bacteria) to build immunity to the agent.

Also, controlled exposure to an infectious idea or propaganda, so as to build up resistance to the idea.
Bob is a staunch democrat and liberal but will often show up at Republican rallies to inoculate himself...
inoculate by AxonL November 4, 2017
inculate
v. inculated, inculating, inculates

1. To engage in anal sex, especially to give it.

2. To insert something in one's anus.

3. (vulgar) To anally rape.


n. inculation

1. Anal sex.


adj. inculatory

1. Pertaining to, or being characterised by anal sex.



-Derived from the French "enculer," (to have anal sex with), from the root -cul-, a passage with access only at one end.
"It is a bad idea to inculate a person with severe diarrhoea."

"To avoid severe discomfort, internal haemorrhage, chafing, and infection, be sure to use lubricant and condoms during inculation."

"The sex that takes place in prisons is primarily inculatory."
inculate by ATK August 22, 2005
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