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injaculation 

Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.
injaculation by 2nd seal February 18, 2003
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injaculation 

1. To ejaculate in the opposite direction (inwards)
2. To receive ejaculated matter into oneself; to be injaculated

Origin unknown
I had the worst injaculation the other day, it all came out of my mouth at the end though. So I'm fine, what's up with you?

immaculation 

The combination of two words: "Immaculate" and "Inauguration", speaking about Barack Obama's Inauguration. Poking fun at him being "the messiah".
"This radio station will carry the Immaculation of Barack Obama live on January 20th, 2009."
immaculation by JimNHCT January 30, 2009

injectulation 

The act of squirting the contents of a semen filled syringe at a woman, especially if she's in a department store in Asheville, such as Kohl's.
"The injectulation was complete. The syringe was emptied and the dress was soiled."
injectulation by neurospasm April 22, 2013

Inoculation (innoc) 

The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.
Fat Kid: Hi. Boy I am fat.
Other Kid: Wow, good innoculation.
Inoculation (innoc) by HP July 23, 2003

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

forced inoculation 

The forcing of a person to get a vaccination regardless of their beliefs or medical history.
Look at what this world has become in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic. People who haven't been vaccinated are being treated like outcasts even though the vaccinated are still getting and giving covid to others. Some countries are using forced inoculation and if they don't get the jab their life will be miserable. WHY IS NOONE RECOGNIZING NATURAL IMMUNITY?
forced inoculation by jimmybomm January 18, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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