Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.

Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role

Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010

cocktical illusion

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.

Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.

cocktical illusion by hotmuffin July 19, 2010

Leggings illusion

The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.

Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.

Leggings illusion by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

asian illusion by Princeout July 1, 2011

Emo Illusion

1. To have the look that increases the fact that you look like Splice. 2. Side-swept bangs over one eye creating the illusion that your eyes are extremely far apart, like Splice. 3. An over-exhausted pose used as a default picture for scene/emo kids or creepy adults.

1."I'm really sick of this bitch doing the emo illusion in every pic, it's creeping me out dude."

Emo Illusion by Applesxx July 25, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026