Illusional

The state of mind in which you see illusions.

Like hallucinating.

After two eighths of mushrooms I was feeling illusional.

by DeFACE March 28, 2008

illusional

A professional bad ass.
1.)One who not only owns all physically, but verbally as well.
2.)One known for acknowleding others as having downs syndrome or autism.

Derived from Illusional, the infamous most well-known player on all of Lineage 2.

Arlethian: Before I eat I have to go pray to Poseidon because I am extremely greek.
Illusional: You have autism.

Player:Wtf, someone I just got pk'd out of nowhere.
Player: You just got Illusional'd.

by Illusional July 8, 2006

Illusional

My girlfriend Jeliah

Jeliah is acting really illusional rn

by Lleo July 24, 2021

illusional orgasm

aka "the horny houdini" - done without wearing a condom (raw doggin it), while amidst sexual intercourse, the male fools the female into believing he hasn't emptied his seed inside her. Then, after holding back the expressions of ejaculation, pulls out and pretends to ejaculate all over her. With the already vast amount of love juices, the female is unbeknownst that she has just fell victim to the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM.

i was fuckin this girl last night, and she told me not to go inside her, but i did the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM and she fell for it!!

by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

illusional Israelites

when the Palelstinians and Israelites are fighting against their own families which are themselves.

The illusional Israelites have been fighting each other for centuries.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020