Conversation Tivio

Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.
Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.

Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”

Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio
by 58008 February 03, 2010
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Work Illusionist

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
by 58008 January 30, 2010
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