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illusions of unzippedness
He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.
illusions of unzippedness by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
Work Illusionist
Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?
Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.
Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.
Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010
cocktical illusion
The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.
Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!
Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.
Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.
cocktical illusion by hotmuffin July 19, 2010
Leggings illusion
The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.
It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
I fell for the leggings illusion.
Leggings illusion by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
asian illusion
Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.
"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion
asian illusion by Princeout July 1, 2011