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Work Illusionist
Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?
Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.
Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.
Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010
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Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
human optical illusions by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010
illusionist
- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.
illusionist by selmabouvier December 18, 2003
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