Ihild

A girl that is very cool. And thinks Yoel is super sexy and would give him 50 Kr after she sees this.

Look it’s Ihild damn she lookin fresh.

Ihild by Kingen lingen January 23, 2020

IHILT 

= I Hope I Live Twice

When you are about to do something stupid, instead of saying YOLO (You Only Live Once) - it would be more appropriate to say IHILT.

Example 1: "Damn, it looks like we have to drink poison. IHILT!"

Example 2: "The only way out is through the window on 3rd floor. IHILT!"

IHILT by Klejnefar December 30, 2012

Ichild 

A child usually between the ages of 12 months to 7 years, generally born out of wedlock for the purposes of obtaining the Government Baby Bonus. A spoilt little brat, whose parents think that telling the child not to misbehave is far better than disciplining the child. An Ichild is often the result of a slapper scrote relationship, but not confined to these types.

The Ichild is fast overtaking Apple's Iphone as the must have accessory for cool people.

Dave: Hey Josh, good to see you man how was your flight?

Josh: Don't ask dude, I had an Ichild sitting behind me, hitting my seat all the way. The slapper mother telling him not to do that, which made him do it more.

Dave: Ah the Ichild, all the cool people seem to have them now.

Ichild by Mushi Mush November 14, 2011

Isildur

The elder son of Elendil, the first King of Arnor and Gondor. He was the older brother of Anarion. Isildur marched with his father to Mordor during the War of the Last Alliance, and cut the ring from Sauron's hand after Sauron killed Elendil, and the Elf King Gil-Galad. He then took the ring for his own.

From Elendil's death, Isildur inherited the kingship of Arnor in the north and Gondor in the south. However, he was only king for two years as he died in an orc ambush in the Disaster of the Gladden fields along with his two oldest sons. Isildur jumped in the river Anduin after becoming invisible from putting on the Ring, but the Ring betrayed him and slipped off his finger. After becoming visible, he was shot in the back by orc arrows.

Isildur was the King of Gondor who was corrupted by the Ring of Power.

Isildur by skillz12387 March 19, 2004

icilda

a beautiful person inside and out would be a great mum and will do everything in her power to make ur problems go away and to make u smile boistrous but independt and responsible when needed

i love u so much icilda#mum by g

icilda by georgina fk May 8, 2018

iDildo

Something you shove up your ass while listening to iTunes

(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*

iDildo by applealex October 6, 2009

Isilda 

The absolute best mother in the world.

She is understanding, beautiful, loving and so much more than infinity.
She is out of this world.
I am very lucky to have her in my life.

She's an Isilda.

Isilda by Thekidwholoveshismom February 20, 2011