(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*
by applealex October 06, 2009
The art of using an iPhone or an iPod as a dildo in the vaginal canal or anus to pleasure a female (or male if your a sick queer).
by Anuslicker69 March 04, 2009
by hihac February 08, 2009