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iDildo

Something you shove up your ass while listening to iTunes
(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*
by applealex October 6, 2009
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iDildo

The art of using an iPhone or an iPod as a dildo in the vaginal canal or anus to pleasure a female (or male if your a sick queer).
Dude I walked in on my sister using an iDildo and then i watched her.
by Anuslicker69 March 4, 2009
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Idildo

One who is so in love with there iphone or ipod that they frequently use is as a dildo
"Using her ipod as an Idildo, Jenny stuck it up her vagina, it was disgusting to watch."
by hihac February 18, 2009
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ididoth

1) A term created by the band Group X
2) Moron; bungling retard
3) Worse than a normal idiot
You are an ididoth if you think that 'ididoth' means that you are smart.

Quit being such a billyfied fagmouth nance, you ididoth.
by pizzozo October 28, 2004
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Idiloop

A way to describe someone who is both an idiot and a fruit loop.
James: "Omg. That Lillian is such an idiot"

Claire: "More like a fruit loop"

James: "Both!"

Claire: "Yeah, she's an idiloop!"
by IAmTheSuperman January 16, 2010
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Ididot

Somebody, Alan for example, who buys a ridiculous MP3 player as opposed to an iPod just to be a non-conformist.
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
just got a new mp3 player
Karl says:
is right
Karl says:
an ipod?
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
pft
Karl says:
...
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
as if i'd conform to apple
Karl says:
ididot
by KarlWilson January 17, 2009
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ididoy

Ididoy is the equivalent of an idiot but event worse. They can't even spell the word idiot. These people you'd call a Ididoy are people who know that they are idiots and can't spell the word idiot.
"Omg I'm such a ididoy"

"You mean idiot?"

"Oh so that's how you spell it!"
by Babybee16 November 4, 2017
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