Oasis of the seas

The largest motherfucking cruise ship on the planet

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge

by applealex November 29, 2009

you dropped your virginity

The Freshman version of "you dropped your pocket"

Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman

by applealex September 26, 2009

Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity

Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill

by applealex February 18, 2010

Livingstonian

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston

people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians

by applealex September 26, 2009

Zunephone

Microsoft's response to the iPhone, coming in 2013. 6 years late like the Zune

Steve Jobs: iPhone!, bitch
Steve Ballmer: Zunephone!, asshole

by applealex February 03, 2010

popped a cap in his ass

he shot him

English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"

by applealex December 03, 2009

Ghost Hunters

The gayest show in the fucking world

"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"

by applealex December 01, 2009