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MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
by applealex February 7, 2010
mugGet the MySpacemug.

Vintage Faire

A 2 story mall in Modesto, CA that features stores like Sears, Macys, Vans, and of course an Apple Store
took me half an hour to find the bathrooms at Vintage Faire
by applealex September 26, 2009
mugGet the Vintage Fairemug.

iPad

Apple's newest iProduct

The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499

Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
Girl: Fuck Kotex, I got the Apple iPad
by applealex February 2, 2010
mugGet the iPadmug.

Ghost Hunters

"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"
by applealex December 1, 2009
mugGet the Ghost Huntersmug.

popped a cap in his ass

he shot him
English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"
by applealex December 3, 2009
mugGet the popped a cap in his assmug.

Oasis of the seas

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge
by applealex November 29, 2009
mugGet the Oasis of the seasmug.

you dropped your virginity

Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman
by applealex September 26, 2009
mugGet the you dropped your virginitymug.

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