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Mark Zuckerberg

The creator of Facebook

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter

by applealex March 17, 2010

metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags

Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me

by applealex November 15, 2009

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

Don Gorske

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy

Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast

by applealex February 18, 2010

Enough is Enough

a term popularized by Samuel L. Jackson in snakes on a pane

Enough is Enough I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthfuckin plane.

by applealex December 3, 2009

Ghost Hunters

The gayest show in the fucking world

"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"

by applealex December 1, 2009

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 6, 2009