I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 04, 2009

Enough is Enough

a term popularized by Samuel L. Jackson in snakes on a pane

Enough is Enough I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthfuckin plane.

by applealex December 03, 2009

Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity

Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill

by applealex February 19, 2010

popped a cap in his ass

he shot him

English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"

by applealex December 03, 2009

back the fuck up

What we told Japan to do but they refused so we nuked the shit out of them

President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb

by applealex December 02, 2009

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 06, 2009

you dropped your virginity

The Freshman version of "you dropped your pocket"

Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman

by applealex September 27, 2009