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Mark Zuckerberg

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
by applealex March 17, 2010
mugGet the Mark Zuckerbergmug.

metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
by applealex November 15, 2009
mugGet the metal detectormug.

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode
Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
by applealex October 4, 2009
mugGet the I'm gonna kick your goldfish assmug.

Oasis of the seas

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge
by applealex November 29, 2009
mugGet the Oasis of the seasmug.

you dropped your virginity

Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman
by applealex September 26, 2009
mugGet the you dropped your virginitymug.

Livingstonian

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston
people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians
by applealex September 26, 2009
mugGet the Livingstonianmug.

Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity
Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill
by applealex February 18, 2010
mugGet the Cheeseburger billmug.

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