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The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499
Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499
Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
by applealex February 2, 2010
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Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
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Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
by applealex March 17, 2010
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Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill
by applealex February 18, 2010
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