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A child usually between the ages of 12 months to 7 years, generally born out of wedlock for the purposes of obtaining the Government Baby Bonus. A spoilt little brat, whose parents think that telling the child not to misbehave is far better than disciplining the child. An Ichild is often the result of a slapper scrote relationship, but not confined to these types.

The Ichild is fast overtaking Apple's Iphone as the must have accessory for cool people.
Dave: Hey Josh, good to see you man how was your flight?

Josh: Don't ask dude, I had an Ichild sitting behind me, hitting my seat all the way. The slapper mother telling him not to do that, which made him do it more.

Dave: Ah the Ichild, all the cool people seem to have them now.
Ichild by Mushi Mush November 14, 2011
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a beautiful person inside and out would be a great mum and will do everything in her power to make ur problems go away and to make u smile boistrous but independt and responsible when needed
i love u so much icilda#mum by g
icilda by georgina fk May 8, 2018
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Represented to stress the fact that you're relaxed.
At school I'm always fighting, but today ichillz for some reason
ichillz by Tye Bey August 7, 2008

ichillin 

IM THE FIRST ONE TO DEFINE THIS WORD

ichillin is a south korean girl band who make the most slayest song ever stream their music
ichillin is slay
kpop is slay
ichillin by jisoo <3 January 4, 2023
A girl that is very cool. And thinks Yoel is super sexy and would give him 50 Kr after she sees this.
Look it’s Ihild damn she lookin fresh.
Ihild by Kingen lingen January 23, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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