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I hope I fucking die
Man, life sucks right now, ihifd.
ihifd by CarrotMuffin69 February 17, 2018
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I have just f*ckin' done it!

Use as the past tense of jfdi
Person A : Someone should **really** fix the broken toilet!

Person B : Yeah, why wait for the plumber... someone should jfdi!

Person C : IHJFDI!
IHJFDI by Peter "The Rock" V. December 13, 2012
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Acronym for "I hit it first."
Yeah I know you were drunk and hooked up with Sheila but Ihif
ihif by Tonguegod69 July 1, 2014
Acronym for "I hope it is funny"
We won't benefit from a tired sister at home after 7pm. It's a joke, Ihif
ihif by userko January 23, 2015

IHIDWUTN 

man fuck my life i hope i dont wake up tonight : IHIDWUTN
IHIDWUTN by handlebanker December 17, 2019
A girl that is very cool. And thinks Yoel is super sexy and would give him 50 Kr after she sees this.
Look it’s Ihild damn she lookin fresh.
Ihild by Kingen lingen January 23, 2020

ihfdeuin 

ihfdeuin stands for “omfg i love women and puthy! marry me mommy!”
ihfdeuin-
ihfdeuin by ooh yuh get it ig February 26, 2021
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