an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’
s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on
religion, politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to
J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself
J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙
People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’
s in our nature and that famous
people are just as shitty as the rest of us
J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’
s fun, if there’
s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby
*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*
J grimes: *shows up undetected*
J grimes: alright it’s showtime!
Jews: *suprised
pikachu face*
J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)
Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!
J Grimes: too late......
Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*
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The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time
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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?
Student 1: uh adolf hitler?
Student 2: junior grimes?
Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes
Classroom: .....woaw
Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him
Teacher:
don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden
J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?
Students: *facepalm*