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Ice Skate

When at a party you flood the toilet so the room fills with water and then crank the A/C down as low as it will go. This procedure is best pulled when everyone else is asleep to get as much ice on the floor as possible.
We were at the Lambda party and they kicked us out so we ice skated that bitch.
by J Chris September 11, 2009
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Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010
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Ice skater checkmate

The Ice skater checkmate is a checkmate where the rook or the queen checkmates the king that is blocked by all three of his pawns after the king has castled.
OH MY GOD CHAT I DID THE "ICE SKATER CHECKMATE" BING BANG BOOM
by LustBird May 26, 2020
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Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!
by mjd15 June 23, 2010
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Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!
by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010
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ice skater

We don't perform 'tricks' or 'spinny things'. We perform jumps and spins, and we face injury quite often. It is not easy, due to contrary belief.
I just recovered from a severed artery in my arm after falling on a triple toe; my arm was skated over - it has been over two years and my arm was paralyzed.

Not so easy now, is it?
by Blaike May 24, 2005
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ice skater

a speed skater, hockey player, figure skater, ice dancer, etc. the term "ice skater" is not actually all that specific, evn tho ppl often translate it as figure skater. if u were looking 4 a definition on figure skater then i suggest u search for figure skater bcuz that will prolly b much more helpful......a figure skater is an ice skater but an ice skater is not necessarily a figure skater.
meghan, fred, harry, kathryne, tommy, anna, and jeff are all ice skaters, even though meghan and fred are ice dancers, harry is a figure skater, tommy is a speed skater, and kathryne and anna play hockey.
by i, me, and myself September 27, 2005
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