IBOFN

I'll Be Offline For Now

Basically, when a person says that they'll be right back, but they got offline.

1: BRB. *goes offline*
2: Wow, way to IBOFN.

by The Swatser April 24, 2011

iBoner

Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.

Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."

by I Just iJaculated December 7, 2011

iboni

A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're Pretty special. Iboni is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy. Some people may not get her at first but once you're hooked its hard to get her off your mind.

Did u see Iboni, her skin is flawless.

by Jessica'sLaw June 18, 2018

iBong

Apple's newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german inscest porn all at the same time. This device can also be converted into a sly little place to stash your favorite other drugs, despite the fact that it's already a bong...but who gives a fuck you can watch german porn....german inscest porn...

"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"

"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"

by Herbert Bonabanga January 19, 2006

ibone

To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.

Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?

by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009

ibonics

it's "ebonics" dumbass

Only fucking ediots speak ibonics.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

iBoner

The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.

Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"

by scobb August 17, 2008